she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Congratulations! We have a period
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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