He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
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Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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