Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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