The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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