Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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