dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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