Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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