i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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