Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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