I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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