What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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