when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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