I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
she pinky promised me she was 18
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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