i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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