You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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