Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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