Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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