How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
