Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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