trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
