You surviving the open bar?
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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