when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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