worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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