do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
The power of my boobs compel you
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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