I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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