Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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