i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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