how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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