So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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