I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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