drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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