Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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