how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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