bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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