Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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