Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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