i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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