Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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