What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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