What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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