Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
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it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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