she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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