and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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