This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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