i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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