As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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