she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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