It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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