Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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