I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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