I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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