this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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