I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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