Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
It's like God shit irony all over that family
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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