i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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