okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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