Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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