Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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