Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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